THEY WALK AMONG US

 

Do you know these people??
 
  Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he  put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good  home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat  there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that  people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,
  so he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.” The next day  someone stole it.
 
  Caution… They Walk Among Us
 
  While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate  agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun  waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the  north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and  has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with  that stuff.”
 
  They Walk Among Us!
 
  I used to work in technical support for a 24/7-call  center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call  center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24  hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern  or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call quickly, I said,  “Uh, Pacific”. .
 
  They Walk Among Us!
 
  My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,  when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the  sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a  convertible, but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was  moving”. .
 
  They Walk Among Us!
 
  My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it’s designed  to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk…
 
  They Walk Among Us!

  My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were  discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2        cases. The cashier  multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount….
 
  They Walk Among Us!
 
  I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a  nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t  the chain rip out every time she turned her head?” I explained that a  person ‘s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the  head is turned…
 
  They Walk Among Us!
 
  I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So  I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never  showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a  trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me,  “has your plane arrived yet?”…
 
  They Walk Among Us!
 
  While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering  a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he  would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time  before responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m  hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
 
  Yep, They walk among us, too.

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