Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at

a business function.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing

he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of

water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,

all clean and pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in

perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the


He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge

black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror

and notices a note on the table:

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go

shopping – Love you!”

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is

hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is

also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son, what

happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of

your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the

hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the


“So, why is everything in such perfect order, so

clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table

waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh, THAT! Mom dragged you to the

bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you

screamed, “Leave me alone, , I’m married!”.

Broken table – $200

Hot breakfast – $5

Red Rose bud – $3

Two aspirins – $0.25

Saying the right thing, at the right time… Priceless


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