Three Arkansas Surgeons

Three Arkansas Surgeons

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had  performed. One of them said, “I’m the  best surgeon
in Arkansas.  In
my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident,
I
reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England.

The second surgeon said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in
track and field  events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said:  “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s
blond hair and
the horse’s ass.   I was able to put them together and now she’s a
senator from  New
York
.”

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One Response to “Three Arkansas Surgeons”

  1. Mujtaba Says:

    WOw.. Good..

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